[Daphne]

Goth's diary (try to picture it written in blood from the cuts he makes on his arm with his mom's Bic Daisy Razor):

Dearest Ledger,

Today was just too immaculate for words, can you believe I not only found a corset that fits me (who says they are just for girls!), but I also got the most lavish velvet frock coat that shows off the gashes I made on my wrists! Now everyone will know how tragic my life is!
I outsmarted those creatures of the light on the i-mockery board, too! Can you believe their grammar? And they can't even make their emoticons work! They almost make me want to laugh, if only laughing didn't crack my foundation.
Must flee into the darkness, my only friend. Mom baked mac and cheese for dinner, and though I long to suck a lovers blood from a goblet of ornately carved pewter, mom says I can't while I live at home. A pox on her!

Yours eternally
~Gothy Gotherson