Last week the fire alarms went off in my building because some stupid fuck burned some microwave popcorn or something, so we had to evacuate the building for 45 minutes while three fucking fire trucks investigated to make sure the building wasn't burning.
I wouldn't have left the building, but this happened about 30 minutes after I ordered a pizza, and I had to leave the building to get my pizza as it got here THE SECOND the fire alarm went off, so I had to stand in the fucking freezing cold (midnight in Wisconsin is cold no matter what time of year it is
) holding a pizza for forty five minutes. I was so fucking pissed.