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I hope he is writing these down they are HILARIOUS!

Q. Why do women have two holes so close together??
A. Just in case you miss


Q. What's the one thing worse that a male chauvinist pig?
A. A woman who won't do what she's told.

Q. Why do women talk so much and men are so smart?
A. Women have 6 lips and men have 2 heads.


Q: What do u call a woman with 2 brain cells?
A: GIFTED

Q. Why don't women's guts fall out of their cunts ?
A. 'Cause of the vacuum in their heads!

Here are few that I think we can all agree are funny becasue they are so true!