[Sethomas]

Hey, speaking of which:

I never observe my own birthday and my parents always call and tell my friends to tell me "happy birthday" just to piss me off. However, I decided that I want to go ALL OUT for when I turn 10,000 days old. Incidentally, that will happen on one of my mother's birthdays! when I figured out how to calculate the exact day someone turns 10,000 days old, I started telling everyone I know around that age about it.

Just for reference, your 10,000th day of life happens about four months and three weeks after your 27th birthday, but you have to actually fiddle with leap years and stuff to find the exact date.