[Grislygus]

About fifteen years ago (give or take), before one of our chefs started working at the restaurant, he worked at a place called the Hilltop. He worked alongside a woman with the nickname of 'Butch'. She was thirty four, overweight, muscular, had buck teeth, and was apparently known for terrifying dishwashers with aggressively lewd propositions. She was also known for suddenly raising her leg and planting one foot on the kitchen counters in front of said hapless dishwashers. I would assume she would be in the "1%".

Outside of that 1%, I've also personally watched a very attractive, five foot tall, deceptively lean waitress toss around a screaming line cook like a rag doll and whale on him. It was funny. I imagine you'll be finding yourself in a similar situation at some point.