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Originally Posted by Kitsa
As bad as that must have been, imagine how it is to be on the other end. I've been manning a desk many a time when some random person comes in off the street with a jar of shit...and they're not all sanitary people or tightly sealed jars, let me tell you.
My favorite was the lady who brought in her kid, still smelling of shit, plopping him down on the counter, and loudly declared, "HE GOTS PINWORM." Then she knocked over the shit-sample (it looked like a sherbet container with handles) and it landed facedown on my keyboard. Thankfully, the lid was on.
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EEEW! At least I had the courtesy to collect and bag the samples cleanly and properly! You poor bastard.
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Stool samples aren't good news for anyone. Here's hoping you're parasite free.
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Thank you. I hope so too.