[kahljorn]

so I don't know if you guys read the one I posted but it went like this:

Moses was doing what god wanted and had befriended aaron and what-whores and was buddies with god and was walking to egypt to do his tasks when suddenly he comes to kill moses to kill his friend/accomplice and so his wife cuts off someone's foreskin and throws it at his feet and says YOU ARE A BRIDEGROOM OF BLOOD and so god leaves.

Foreskins protect you from god and apparantly you marry foreskins?