[mburbank]

111.) "Second, if you went around and said that this position was your actual job, I am going use my magic 8-ball to see your chances of getting laid."

112.) "I've been on this real sex topic kick lately because of all the freakin' spam mail I have been getting lately."

113.) "I mean, I like to look at the ladies from time to time, but I don't think I'm THAT weird to set out to look for some person dressed like a devil doing 3 bi-sexual nuns!"

114.) "First off, where the hell do you sign up for this shit? Number two, why the hell would I sign up for it?"

115.) "That is why I always suggest to get an e-mail to sign up for shit to, so it can be fake and spam can be send there."

116.) "I am not trying to be the moral majority here, but shit people, get some decency."

117.) "Bukkake. Judging by how many people surf this site, the 3 of you know that know what it means are already laughing your asses off."

118.) "If you ever meet the "focal point" in a Bukkake "meeting", I strongly advise you to be against kissing such a person. "