[Jeanette X]

Two men are in a bar, talking quietly. They seem to come to an agreement, and they shake hands.

One of the men approachess the bartender, and says:

"I bet you a hundred dollars that I can stand on top of the bar, and pee blindfolded into that empty beer glass and not spill a drop."

The bartender is incredulous.

"You've got yourself a bet pal. I'd sure like to see this."

The man climbs on top of the bar, and puts on a blindfold, pulls out his dick, and starts to pee. He completely misses the glass, of course, and it gets everywhere.

"You lost buddy. You didn't even get any pee in the glass."

The man comes down from the bar, grinning widely, and starts to count out the hundred dollars to the bartender who is now cleaning piss of his bar.

The bartender says, "You just lost a hundred bucks! Why do you look so happy?"

The man says, "Because I bet that guy over there two hundred bucks that I could pee all over your bar and you wouldn't even get mad!"