[Dimnos]

A teacher was working with a group of children,trying to broaden their horizons through sensoryperception. She brought in a variety of lifesavorcandies and told the kids to close their eyes andtaste each flavor. The kids easily identified thetaste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when theteacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavors, theywere all stumped."I'll give you a hint," said the teacher, "It'ssomething your mommy and daddy probably call eachother all the time."Instantly one of the kids coughed his onto thefloor and shouted, "Quick, spit them out - they'reassholes!"