1) "I lied"
2) "I lied BIG TIME"
3) "I'm the lyinest motherfucker that ever walked the face of the Earth; I'm so completely full of shit I cry myself to sleep at night because I'm not sure I even know my own name because I'm so COMPLETELY FULL OF SHIT I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE MYSELF!
Plus, I'm a huge lardass."
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