[MetalMilitia]

This might sound like a funny question but has anyone else ever wondered what shit actually tastes like? The thing is, in some ways I never WANT to know what it tastes like as that would involve... well, eating shit - but at the some time I'm curious.
Maybe it just tastes like a combination of everything I've eaten in the last couple of days, though there must be more to it than that.

Perhaps one of our resident scat-enthusiasts can fill me in?