indeedy. i definitely wouldn't slap him if he hit on me
for you, liquid...i had to look some terms up because my brain is too full of microbiology right now, but i'm sure you'll forgive me once you learn all these cool new body parts:
testis (seminiferous tubules)
rete testis
epididymis (head, body, tail)
vas deferens
inguinal ring
seminal vesicle
ejaculatory duct
prostatic urethra
membranous urethra
penile urethra
fossa navicularis
urethral meatus
your face