1. Not unless I'm sure you'd find out if I didn't.
2. Well, do we live in California? That'd be pretty redundant. Other than that, yes.
3. Actually, I'd say it was the neighbour asking for a cup of sugar.
4. I didn't notice the kid was watching until it was too late.
5. Not really, I'm a cat person.
6. Only the gay porn.
7. Fucking man up and make due without.
8. Lie, because I have no shame and am a dirtbag with no prospects.
9. It doesn't matter what I say, it sounds like you've already made up your mind. Technically, I can't even say that or it'll just tumble into more and more trouble.
10. None, I'd be sleeping by the vending machine like my father before me. Incidentally, he went to a party shortly after, but I digress.
11. Amazingly, yes.
12. Some. (2)
13. Only if you count communications as an actual course.
14. HELL YES. When I say cryptic messages it's like "BAM! Shoe is on the other foot now!" See how it feels?
15. Only to make myself feel like a million bucks.
