[Professor Cool]

The world hates Warped Rob

A Revision of "Warped Rob's The World hates fat cheerleads" by Professor Cool

Earlier in art class today, a preppy freshmen was bragging to all her drone-like friends about how she's a basketball cheerleader, she then went on to say "like, oh my god though,Warped Rob
didn't make the squad and she's like all sad." I overheard this and replied "You know it's because she's Warped Rob, right?" Four drones turned on me and started yelling "Warped Rob!". I explained my reasoning, which is this: Which would you rather see, a small 120 pound girl with breasts dancing and jiggling around, or a 200 pound Warped Rob in tight clothing with her gut and arm flab hanging out and distracting people. A few more assholes were shouted, when my friend Bobo stepped in and said "Professor Cool, you're not an Warped Rob , you're a true Warped Rob !" Later when I was eating lunch with my other buddy Jin , I was re-telling the story, when none other than Warped Rob came up and looked at me, and tried to be menacing, when actually she just looked like a Warped Rob staring into the headlights of a Warped Rob , and said to me "Thanks a lot you Warped Rob " I nodded and replied welcome. One of her Warped Rob friends got in my face and started yelling something like "you need to be nicer to people" but all I heard was Warped Rob , because I was drinking my milk. I looked back at her to see if she had finished with her ranting and belched one of the loudest and nastiest burps I could muster. So I geuss the moral of the story is; Warped Rob's stories suck.