[MattJack]

I use to live in Vegas :{

If you want to get laid by a cougar, just sit by yourself during any night of the week on the strip. Give it about 15 minutes.

If you want to gamble, don't gamble on the strip.

I would also suggest seeing Penn and Teller. It's about $100 or so, but they are pretty good.

Don't eat any food. People in Nevada can't cook to save their lives.

Pre-game before you ever go on the strip or freemont. The drinks are sometimes good, but always kind of pricey. So swallow a pint of your fav booze first!

Have fun!