[LordSappington]

Why would it be illegal to keep grenade pins? That's gay.
'Sir that's a flight hazard. Please move to the right.'
'It's a pin. The grenade has been detached and is now embedded in several Iraqis. I don't see what the problem is.'
'Sir, just bear with me. For all we know you could use it to detonate a bomb.'
'Or I could use matches.'
'............'
*taze'd*
But seriously, good luck, and thank you for supporting our country!