[pac-man]

You'd scowl if you heard it in Gatlinburg. BTW, I'm currently is Las Vegas, and while it's far from the cheesiest place I've ever gone on vacation, I definitely wish I was here back when the mob ran the place.

EDIT: Sin City is by no means cheesy, but it's like a big ass amusement park. Which is cool on the one hand, because it's tailor made for having fun, but sucks on the other because I hate lines, children, and paying too much for simple shit. Now that I think about it, I've never been on an out-and-out cheesy vacation. But the shittiest stop/part of a vacation/roadside attraction was a roadside reptile farm back when I was a kid. It wasn't our destination, but from the road it seemed as if it were worth a look. Turned out that most of the animals were rescued, so my family and I got to see jacked-up snakes, scarred lizards, and retired lab monkeys. Thank god they didn't have a petting zoo.