[Shyandquietguy]

But, what IF, you and a shemale did it, but the only reason you even commit to it is because you need to get a load off, in which you BOTH don't really enjoy it. Would that make you gay or would that just make you full of 'options'?

Or maybe if you and the shemale both agreed to just jerk each other off drunk, that way, it's much easier to pretend that it's not who you THINK it is rather than THINKING it's a guy.

What IF, you were both drunk, with a shemale, and TOUCHED tongues?

It's not actually homosexuality if you're not on a knowing consensus, correct? I mean, you could like be doing it through a hole in the wall and not be the wiser. "Hey, I'm on the other side!" "Ojkay!" Oomph. Oomph. Done.

Wait. What IF you asked him to not wear a wig that shows his face. I mean, I've mistaken tons of guys as women because they had long hair that covered their face.

Maybe get drunk before you call and get to the hotel? You might forget when you get their who it was and all.