Earlier this year I popped to Chicago and got mightily drunk. Later I popped to Ontario, oblivious, when someone emailed me a video. She'd meant to take a photo but was almost as drunk as me. Apparently me and my pal met a hobo and started dancing with her in the small hours of the morning. Isn't Chicago dead busy at that time?
Recently I have given up drinking. Alcohol that is. I still drink water and diet coke.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP5CgPzsMlw
It doesn't top the original video of this post, cos my face isn't as could even if you could see it.