103. Threaten me with arrest for simulating masturbation onstage.
104. Continue to call me "Material Girl" even though I did that song years ago and I despise that nickname.
105. Publish nude photos of me taken when I was 20 without my consent.
106. Media-stalk me and my husband to the point where it puts a terrible strain on an already rocky marriage.
107. Cancel my Pepsi endorsement because my Like a Prayer video was too provocative.
108. Ban my "Justify My Love" video from MTV.
109. Cut several key scenes in my movie,
Dangerous Game, and completely change the ending.
110. Mess up the sound at my concerts so I can't even hear myself.
111. Write things about me in tabloids that infuriate my inner circle and leave me to smooth it all out.
112. Have the Pope attempt to ban one of my tours and force me to cancel shows.
