[pac-man]

I'd like to say that I'd loot Best Buy and a grocery store and hunker down with a shit ton of video games, DVDs, snack food, and beer until the depression became too deep and I just shot myself. However, it's much more likely that I'd just let the madness take over the minute I realized that I was the only person on the planet. Necrophilia and a feral nature would ensue, followed by either one of two scenarios. The first scenario would place me as a king among the beasts, able to make use of human technology to master the natural world while simultaneously being part of it. The second would have a search party finding me, and me explaining to my family that I finally hit rock bottom and needed help.