[Daphne]

I want to die from a piano falling on me, or a safe/anvil. That way when people ask how I die, and someone tells them, they'll say "that's not funny, you're being terrible" and the person will say "no, seriously she was outside that piano store" and the other person won't be able to laugh or else they are the jerk.

Also it should be an open casket funeral and I want a thought bubble over my head that says "You should see the other guy!"