[Kitsa]

Kitsa has a garage sale, Kitsa is naive and dumb and lets a sweet little old lady use her bathroom, old lady holes herself in there and then suddenly bolts. Kitsa opens the door to find the bathroom coated in shit, floor to ceiling, where the old lady must have dropped a full colostomy bag on the floor and it went off like a grenade. Kitsa freaks the hell out and cannot use that bathroom for three or four months, even when it's been repainted and reeking of bleach.

Kitsa no longer allows people to use her bathroom during garage sales.