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Awesome.

One time a squirrel had died in our front yard and didn't have any visible wounds or anything. Rigor mortis had set in, and my sister ended up using pins to fasten him to the top of the fence near our front door, and more pins to attach a small pumpkin between his hands.

So our Halloween decoration for all the kids coming to get candy was a squirrel standing on the fence, holding a mini pumpkin.