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Originally Posted by The Leader
I'm not very interested in JackOfAllTrade's mother. What I am interested in, is living out my vile fantasies with the aid of his lumpy form. Oh, how I dream about his gasps for air as I pull the stockings tighter and tighter around his pale throat. His noodle-like arms would be flailing around, slapping up against my sweat and vomit soaked pant leg. I'd take good care of JackOfAllTrades too. I'd wash him and sleep with him and make love to him every night, even after I have to wrap his body in plastic tarps to keep it all together.
In my spare time I also enjoy building model airplanes and gardening.  |
Don't you see? Don't you get it? What gets under Jakes skin the most? People talking about his mom in a sexual manner. Get with the program.