OMG YOU PEOPLE JUST DUN GET IT! GRRR!
I AM SO FUCKING PISSED AT ALL OF YOU GUYS!!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!! :shakingfist
But seriously, I dunno bout you fellas but after a hard day of doing abso-fucking-lutely nothing I like to materdbate, and I like to do it in a violently unrelenting and vicious fashion. Sometimes I eat a bowl of oatmeal afterward.
Proto: DID THE CAR RUN OVER YOUR FAT BLACK COCK?