I'm ignoring Willie's advice and going as a zombie chicken.
There will be blood all over it.
I know, I know Zombies can't survive without their heads.
I have a solution to this.
I will somehow secure the head on top of the neck (Probably with tape or something). Jim is probably going to be Paul Bunyan, so he'll have an axe of some sort and will behead me sometime after I pass out.
Zombie Chicken?
Yes?