[MrAdventure]

My bangs are about a foot and a half long, wavy with ANGST.

That really is me, lending my hair to the deep and savvy cultural gulch that is Gothic SADNESS.

I think Helm and I would end up a tangled mass of SORROW as I've never been kissed and have no noticeable sex drive, it would be like braces locking, only with more wailing and fingernails.