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Insane Writer
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: On the border of my Outer Circle of Thought
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Oct 9th, 2008, 01:29 PM
Girls can do some pretty dumb stuff too. When I was younger I:
-Was sitting on a pipe-like railing and flipped off of it backwards. I would have brained myself on the walkway, but I somehow managed to grab the railing and eased myself down.
-Flipped backwards off of a swing, managed to hold myself up for several minutes while a friend went to get the teacher to help, and then fell into the mud below just as the teacher showed up.
-Took my brother's advice and held onto the swing at the lowest point of the chains. As a result, when I started to swing forward, I flipped backwards off of the swings (seeing a pattern here). I believe I did a 360 in midair before landing on the ground. Then, when I could see again, I saw a few coins on the ground and thought some good came out of it. When I picked them up, I realized that those coins were mine and fell out of my pocket when I went flying.
-I was with two friends and we wanted to climb this one tree. Since we were pretty little and couldn't get up there on our own, the one friend suggested that I be boosted by my feet, cheerleader-style, to get up there. I got a few inches off of the ground before I (wait for it) fell backwards off of their hands.
-When I was a child, I was playing catch with my dad in the basement and I accidentally threw the ball too high and knocked down a new ceiling light. The light hit my chin on the way down and I spent the rest of the night in the emergency room getting my chin stitched up.
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"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing." "But," says Man, "The Babel fish proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't." "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.
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