[MetalMilitia]

I just remembered a program I watched a while ago. It was like some consumer watchdog type show and they doing some ridiculous exposé on a popular fruit smoothie manufacturer. Basically they got a spokesperson for the company and demanded to know why their product contained more sugar than other children's soft drinks. The spokes person had the very reasonable argument that they didn't actually add any sugar - it just naturally occurs in fruit.

Who are they going to go after next? Apple trees?

Leafy bastards.

This why I hate TV and children.