[Palmerholic]

I had a bad history of drinking alcohol as a kid. It wasn't intentional, it was just that I could be incredibly dumb sometimes and not notice the funny taste.

When I was around 5 years old I was at an anniversary party for some relatives and got into some spiked punch. I didn't have a very much fun after that and my tiny body got hung over instantly.

On Christmas Eve when I was 8 or 9 I drank my grandmother's rum and coke instead of my non-alcoholic coke. At least there wasn't enough rum for me to get violently sick that time.

In 9th grade my medication I was taking at the time got mixed with my mother's sleeping pills and for a few nights I got really heavy-lidded and sick before my mother realized the mix up. Fortunately my mother was smart enough to flush the rest of the sleeping pills.