[McClain]

I like Habib Walters. I like spicy sandwiches. I like autumn. I like when my wife smacks my ass. I like emo music in the winter and hip hop in the summer. I like playing basketball. I like looking at women. I like being a cynic when least appropriate. I like collecting movies just to collect them. I like my mohawk. I like roughhousing with my kids. I like to business travel. I like red wine. I like bitter beer. I like video games. I like a cigarette after a big meal. I like lolcats. I like testing waters. I like being socially considerate. I like pictures of myself. I like Totino's Pizza Rolls. I like family gatherings. I like shooting guns.

I don't like you.