College has turned me from a liberal into a moderate. From the hippies to the greeks (and the Italians) to the indie emo kids, I hate every last one of them. Them and their goddamn "raising awareness" (I know what's happening in Darfur, thanks 24 hour news!) and masturbatory peace rallies. The hippie "movement" is pure hedonism - getting high, and patting yourself on the back for doing absolutely nothing. "I feel really good about this..."
People in any subculture have douchey jargon. The difference is, these people were douches to begin with. That's douche squared.
I actually went into college thinking it would be mature adults looking for an education. Fuck I can't wait to be in Iraq. 3 more months!
