One day I was landscaping my new home in Northern Cali when I came across a very scary bug. I didn't know what it was so I carefully put it in a jar with dirt and a few leaves and some air holes and then took it to work the next day. One employee freaked the fuck out and wanted me to kill it right away. It was a Jerusalem Cricket and he was deathly afraid of them as a kid. Completely harmless but fucking evil looking.
