You are tired of going to work, and when you do go you have no desire to do anything. So the first thing you do when you get to work is hide behind a stack of giant pots and make a bong out of a Gatorade bottle and a Sharpie pen. You take rips off of it until you get so paranoid the boss is going to know you are high and fire you that you actually start working harder then anyone else. When the boss stops ordering Gatorade you start making pipes out of Coke cans and wonder if you should start bringing apples to work.
