[Grislygus]

It was actually worth it to make fun of, we were cracking up the whole time. Everyone is retarded, except for the cameraman (who still only has a small measure of a brain), and no one can figure out until about halfway through the movie that foaming at the mouth and savagely attacking people generally has something to do with rabies

Then everyone dies, but not until you figure out beforehand how every single scene is going to end. Oh, and the scene that ends the previews is literally the last scene in the entire movie. Classy, huh?