[Dixie]

Common Symptoms

• Overall state of public fucktardery without caring that everyone hates you.
• Telling various sob stories about being misunderstood/discriminated against.
• Threatening to commit suicide in order to get attention.
• Masturbating to 16 year old girls during Government/History class.
• Raping 15 year old German girls in the woods.
• Mumbling about paranoid fantasies involving ninja Nazis.
• Talking like a five year old boy with a robotic accent.
• Homosexuality
• Dressing up as a Disney princess.
• Thinking that everyone else is the one with the problem.
• Displaying extreme aggression toward other people.
• Yelling sexual harassment when touched by a hot girl.
• Running around like a retard claiming superiority to everyone.

If you have any of these signs, than you are very likely an Asspie.

• You are ugly.
• You are an otherkin.
• You are a furry.
• You didn't masturbate until you were 16.
• You started masturbating in the crib.
• You like using your XBox more than being with your friends.
• You get a bwnner when you read "Sad Case of the Asspie Mind."
• You beat the crap out of your sister and tell your parents to kill her.
• You talk about killing people who were two decibels too loud while you were reading about your "special talent" in words that make you sound like a blood god cultist of khorne.
• Seeing a girl that is hawt and walking up to her and putting your hand up her shirt.
• You are aroused by rape.
• You frequently create your own norms and rules rather than accept those accepted by society. Because you're right. Always. You ARE right. The other people are WRONG.

Straight from Encyclopedia Dramatica
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