[dirtyxblondexdame]

my god i have a HUGE list of people i want to punch.....

---my boss for pulling the "i'm the manager" card at all the wrong times

---my 50 year old female coworker for acting like she's 20 AND for dressing like a lumberjack lesbian (that's her nickname)

---paris hilton, lindsay lohan, all those skanks (for obvious reasons)

---my adopted mom for being a pathological liar and for treating me like shit for the last 27 years (thank god for my awesome stepmom)

---my ex for dating a dirty hippie girl after me and thinking she is a step up (i'm not conceited, but NO SHE IS NOT)

---the guy i'm currently fucking around with for being so committment phobic

---the guy i wish i was fucking around with for sending me dirty pictures but always being unavailable

..........and there's many more.