[glowbelly]

i had a patient a couple weekends ago who was all loopy on pain meds and started gettin flirty while i was listening to his heart/lungs. as i was leaning down he whispered to me, "so you wanna check my prostate next?" and kinda winked/smiled. i looked him right in the eye and said "i'm not so sure you want me to do that," while i held up a finger.

he stopped smiling and winking.