[There's A Bat]

One year my grandmother came to stay with us for the holidays. She's one of those religious psychos who gives all her money to the church and leaves no money to even buy herself some food with. She's also been diagnosed with schizophrenia, but that's another story. Anywho, She somehow came into contact with some sort of stomach virus that causes the infected to vomit and defecate at the same time, and brought it to our home. It was an early christmas gift! Naturally, she shat all over the pull-out couch bed AND my parents bed. My poor mom had to clean it all up. The virus spread from person to person until the entire household, about 7 people that year, spent the entirety of christmas and christmas eve shitting and puking violently. On the plus side, I got an SNES that year!