LAVA!
LAVA!
LAVA!
LAVA!
HEY ZELDAQUEEN, BTW, WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO PUT MY PENIS IN YOU DURING SEX?
FOR, YOU SEE, I AM JAPANESE. AND AS A JAPANESE MAN, WHEN WE HAVE ALL OF THE SEX WITH MY PENIS IN YOU, YOU, YOURSELF, WOULD HAVE A LITTLE JAPANESE IN YOU.
SO YOU COULD CALL UP YOUR FRIENDS AS IT IS HAPPENING AND BRAG TO YOUR WEABOO FRIENDS ABOUT YOUR SEX WITH A JAPANESE AND HOW YOU ARE TOO IN SOME SMALL PART OF MY NOBLE LINEAGE.
THIS IS A GREAT DEAL.
ALSO, I AM BLACK AND NATIVE AMERICAN, SO I THINK I COULD FUCK TWO OF YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU BRING THEM ALONG.