Howza bout:
Evil Robot: "You must be tired, Max."
Max: "Why?"
Evil Robot: "Because you've been running around my mind all day."
Just thinkin' that that colon pick-up line doesn't work for guys under 70. Just sayin'
I'll just set this "Happy Birthday" right here for you Max ... next to the Geritol ... you can pick it up when you're past the denial.