I was awoken a the god awful time of 11:30 am on a Saturday morning by a pounding on my door. They were lucky they were the mailman bring my secret Santa gift or there would have been blood shed.
I tamped down my excitement and went upstairs to get dressed. "Shall I put on make-up" I questioned. "there will be photographs." But remembered you jacktards don't care what I look like you just want to see the haul.
And viola

A letter from Tetsu Deinonychus. Oh Thank you Secret Santa!
But I regret to in form you the package did not arrive unscathed.
I Like candy.

A oouple things were amusing about my candy bounty.


A RIIIIIIcola

the kisses were covered in camoflage.
One final gift
but alas:

It is a sequel. I won't be reading it until I get through the first two. I 'm a stickler that way.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!