[JediScum]

Sorry, I was drinking Icehouse that night, and was prolly listening something Satanic, y'know, like the local news about the Governor Blagojevich.

But now that i'm drinking wine, i'm a little more "LET'S KEELHAUL THAT SUMBITCH AND MAKE HIM WATCH ME JERK OFF TO PICTURES OF HIS WIFE THAT I DREW BY HAND!"

Oh, waitaminute.... I'm sorry. I forgot i was supposed to hate Jews who protest against... well, fucking anything.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer was the best that chick could come up with?

If I were her, I'd be getting some sistas together and sueing some Egyptian broke -ass muthafuckas for my reparations check.

But I'm not Jewish so i don't care how black man treated you

Merry Christmas, Asshole