So let's see what mistermoron managed to squeeze into the bottom of his box:

"Here's green facepaint and a TMNT mask in there I expect you know what to do.--mushyboner"

Yeah, I expect I do.

Classic cinema.

Of course, it'll be a Christmas miracle if I can get it to play.

Two bars of Dial soap. I'm more of an Irish Spring man, myself.

Vroom, vroom!

A Wacky Packages plush toy. Cute.

A PC port of a console game that does not support mouse input. I've already flipped that puppy on Goozex.

A homemade comic strip.
And that's it. Thanks, mustybooger. You've made this holiday truly special.