Alright, so here's what I got:
I was impressed by what looked like a very nice assortment of cool items.
A letter written by Protoclown! :swoon. He even addressed me as "Bub," because Wolverine is Canadian and we all talk like that, apparently.
A mustache comb that looks like a switch-blade. Very nice.
I don't have pictures of me using it because quite honestly, I forgot, but it does indeed work. I use it as a beard comb and not a mustache comb, though
This thing is really cool. It's a wind-up Nunzilla toy that walks around shooting flames (sparks) out of its mouth. I'll try to get a video of it in action one of these days because it really is pretty cool and pictures don't do it justice.
The dog was not impressed with the high-pitched roar that the nun emits as it roams around.
A yodelling pickle. This is one of the weirdest toys that I've ever seen.
BOX-ART!
Again, another fun toy to torment my dog with. A pickle that yodels is bizarre, but fun.
Thanks Proto :O. I really enjoy all of these items, and you saved Christmas for me because it was recently outlawed in Canada.