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Originally Posted by mburbank
Right now I'm pretty much set on being left in the woods behind a crematorium.
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That's been done. I figure I'll just dig you a one-foot deep hole in a public park, half cover you with dirt, leave a shovel nearby, and let someone else finish the job. Oh, and would you like a wooden plank, a piece of styrofoam, or a piece of cardboard for a tombstone?