[James]

Jesus Christ, the baby's already born? That thing's going to grow up to become the next Hitler.

Seriously, what did you name it? Draco Abyss Darkmoon? I bet you make it wear eyeliner and a dog collar. How can people not tell it's yours? It's probably pale and whines all the fucking time just like you. It's first word is probably going to be "sorrow."

And yes, she is a slut. Any girl that would fuck someone that looks like an albino Backstreet Boy who lost his puppy would fuck anyone else who whipped it out. Maybe you don't have to worry about that kid being yours after all. Maybe it's the school janitor's. Besides, being the young age you and her are at further proves her sluthood.

I think all three of you should just be eaten by crocodiles.