[MattJack]

Sorry for the delay. If anyone must know why I'm late, well, It's cuz I got caught up in sum pooonnannnniii

Since I'm so late I didn't really have time for a story, but I did get Arnold Schwarzenegger to help me out! You can add captions of your own for comic relief. Then share with your friends and family!

Sam was my SS and boy was I lucky!

Here we goooo



BOX IT CAME IN



LOVE NOTE THAT WAS INSIDE



OH SHI* THIS IS NO VIRGI*S ALLOWED STUFF (RIP JP)



BETTER HURRY UP BEFORE THIS STUFF GOES BAD



THNX MAN THAT SHI* *UCKED ME UP



DRANK AND THEN REALIZED I GOT SHOT GLASSES TOO ): THEY WILL BE USED DNT CRY

I COULD TELL ARNOLD APPROVED BY THE LOOK ON HIS FACE:



SEE



IN ALL THEIR GLORY. POP QUIZ: WHICH ONE WAS ACTUALLY USED?



SAM'S MOM MADE THIS S*IT IT WAS GOOD AND STUCK TO MY TEETH


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VAN MOTHER FUCKIN* DAM*E



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DIGGGGGG



SOMEWHERE THERE IS A PROTOCLOWN CRYING RIGHT NOW



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DNT WORRY INTERNET BOYS N GRLS I DNT SMOKE THAT WHACKY TOBACKY IN THESE



JAH CAUSE WE SMOKE BLUNTZ, KLAUSE



IF YOU LOOK CLOSE ENOUGH AT MY FACE YOU CAN SEE MY LOVE EXPLOSION FACE DUE TO THE SHEER BAD ASSE*Y OF GETTING A DINOROBOT





JAH VHERE IS YOUR NEURO-NET PROCESSOR, KLAUSE :LOL


And that was my X-mas. THNX SAM


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